Definitely Not a Crack House Doormat

Let your visitors know what is up with this hilarious welcome mat: "Definitely Not A Crack House"

TURN AROUND:

Our standard processing time is 3-5 business days. We believe in making a memorable entrance, just not a fashionably late one. 

SPECS:

Material: Coir doormat with a rubber backing to keep it put, like a loyal sidekick. 

Size: 30” (L) x 18” (W) 

Weight: About 20 sticks of butter, some may also say 4 to 5 lbs.

Painted Design: Outdoor paint, clad in a shiny, invisible shield of armor! (clear coat protectant) 

CARE:

Please ensure that if your mat is not under a protected porch, bring it in during stormy weather so you can both watch it roll through together, baby.

Your mat will stay vibrant the longer you can keep it out of direct sunlight, and no... I'm not talking about that beautiful smile of yours.

Smack it against the wall when it gets a little dirty.