Doorbell Broken, Yell "Ding Dong" Really Loudly Doormat

SHIPS IN TWO DAYS!

Want to make your guests laugh before they make their way in to your humble abode? And lets face it, if they aren't laughing at this one, do you really want them coming in? Whether you are looking to get a chuckle out of your guests or if you are simply wanting the UPS delivery man to stop ringing your doorbell because he doesn't have time to read your entire welcome mat... I have just the welcome mat for you! "Doorbell is broken yell "Ding Dong" really loudly" This mat has been featured on Buzzfeed time and time again, as it should! Love hearing the laughs that come from this mat. 

TURN AROUND:

Our standard processing time is 3-5 business days. We believe in making a memorable entrance, just not a fashionably late one. 

SPECS:

Material: Coir doormat with a rubber backing to keep it put, like a loyal sidekick. 

Size: 30” (L) x 18” (W) 

Weight: About 20 sticks of butter, some may also say 4 to 5 lbs.

Painted Design: Outdoor paint, clad in a shiny, invisible shield of armor! (clear coat protectant) 

CARE:

Please ensure that if your mat is not under a protected porch, bring it in during stormy weather so you can both watch it roll through together, baby.

Your mat will stay vibrant the longer you can keep it out of direct sunlight, and no... I'm not talking about that beautiful smile of yours.

Smack it against the wall when it gets a little dirty.